Please do not talk to me if…
You watch MTV/VH1 for any other reason than to make fun of them: MTV and VH1 are both home of the worst music, television programs, and people on the earth. They pander to the lowest common denominator (teenagers) knowing that they will watch anything featuring a washed up celebrity; I’m talkin’ to you Flava Flav. Aside from VH1’s behind the music, neither of these stations has a reputable program between them. Both stations are dedicated to giving stupid people the stupid programming they want to watch.
Drugs are the sole source of your creativity: If you depend on drugs as a source of creativity you are no longer valid as an artist; you are weak minded and pathetic. This is nothing more than a cop out because of an inability to create otherwise. Drugs are not “expanding your mind”, you know just as little as you did before your “euphoric” shroom experience, only now you’re more of a jack ass.
You get f***d up more than three times a week: Honestly, I don’t mind people who engage in recreational drug use from time to time; It’s not my thing, but I can stand it. What does get on my nerves is when somebody I know is on something every time I see them. Seriously? Have you ever heard of moderation? People like this have no priorities, and no real life, yet they think they are the coolest cats since Lion-O. You are not wiser or more grown up because you do more drugs than me. In fact, it is very likely that you are addicted to whatever it is your using, which technically makes you a junkie.
